"Don’t marry a man unless you would be proud to have a son exactly like him."
Referring to the girl you woke up next to, and whose name you don’t know, as “the ol’ ball and chain.” TFM.
"I don’t want to settle. I want mindfucking love. I want to spend all night thinking about kissing you, and when I finally get the guts to, I want to go deaf to everything but that moment. I refuse to settle for anything less."